Anyone who's been to Select-Fire recently
has most likely seen Dave down there with his head stuck under
the computer cabinet. Why? A computer failure so catastrophic
that it claimed the life of a motherboard, disk drive, and tape
drive. A technological disaster unparalleled in Select-Fire's
history.
But Dave fixed it. And we made that
computer pay. Pay dearly.
We're not real sure what to do with
it now. Opinions range from selling it on Ebay all the way up
to sending it to Mr. Bill Gates himself with a letter, "My
disk drive won't work anymore...."
So for anyone interested, please don't
shoot your computer with 1000 rounds of 22 ammo from an American
180, or 90 rounds of 9mm FMJ from an MP5-SD, because it WILL VOID
your warranty.
But, hey, when we shoot things, we
do it with style, right?